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Apple $AAPL ( ▼ 0.04% ) is announcing its latest iPhone next Tuesday, which they assured us will be an “awe-dropping” launch. Are we holding our breath for life-changing updates? Not really. Will we still upgrade when the time comes? Probably.

The real awe-dropping update would be if they changed the iPhone’s name. iPhone 17 just doesn’t have any — ahem — ring to it. Anyway, let’s talk tweets!

— Brooks & Cas

We’re currently in a Tale of Two Economies.

The stock market is up, and corporate profits have been strong. But hiring has slowed dramatically, and unemployment ticked up last month. As a result, we’re currently in a no-hire, no-fire zone. Call it the limbo economy.

Last week, the S&P 500 and Nasdaq Composite rose 0.33% and 1.14%, respectively. However, the Dow Jones Industrial Average dipped 0.32%, weighed down by Nvidia’s $NVDA ( ▼ 2.7% ) post-earnings weakness.

The marquee economic event to watch out for next week is August’s inflation rate, as measured by the Bureau of Labor Statistics’ Consumer Price Index (CPI).

In July, inflation stayed flat on a monthly basis at 2.7%, while core CPI, which excludes food and energy prices, rose to 3.1% from 2.9%.

Other important reports include the NFIB Business Optimism Index on Monday and the University of Michigan consumer sentiment report on Friday.

A new era of research for everyday investors begins one week from today. 

We can’t share everything yet, but trust us — you’ll want front-row access when the curtain lifts.

Is American retail doing well right now? It’s hard to tell.

American Eagle $AEO ( ▲ 0.11% ) soared 25% after turning in its latest earnings. But Lululemon $LULU ( ▼ 18.58% ) plummeted nearly 20% following its own report card.

Did one Sydney Sweeney ad make all the difference? Or are cash-strapped customers just favoring $50 jeans over $125 leggings?

Some stadiums treat hot dogs like a loss leader. Others treat them like premium products.

Either way, none of them are coming close to topping America’s cheapest dog.

The US added just 22,000 jobs in August, well below expectations of 75,000.

What are the odds that President Trump hires Sydney Sweeney to help boost job numbers?

I mean, it worked for American Eagle…

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Robotaxi is live in the Bay Area, and reviews are trickling in.

Early adopters have tweeted about cheaper rides, longer wait times, and even a meme-worthy approach to tipping.

But we can definitely relate.