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JPMorgan (JPM) employees are lining up for a $150 LEGO replica of the bank’s new 270 Park HQ. There’s a waitlist. ID checks. A 72-hour pickup window. And it’s already flipping for $500 on eBay.
That’s one way to bring back commercial real estate demand.
— Brooks & Cas
MARKET REVIEW & PREVIEW
AI anxiety took center stage. A viral thought experiment about “Agentic AI” triggering a white-collar crisis rattled tech stocks, and even Nvidia’s (NVDA) 14th straight earnings beat could not calm nerves. Strong results are no longer enough when expectations are sky high. All three major indexes finished lower for the week.
Next week brings a real-world test of those fears. Friday’s February jobs report will show whether the labor market is truly softening, with unemployment expected to tick up to 4.4%. If hiring holds steady, AI panic may fade. If cracks deepen, the thought experiment may not feel so theoretical.
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When JPMorgan (JPM) CEO Jamie Dimon cries wolf, it might be about to look like The Grey up in here.
First, they came for the software engineers…
…and there was no one left to speak for the investment bankers.
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That would only happen, however, if they retain public trust. This feels like a step in the right direction.
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