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A new study shows that ChatGPT generates more accurate responses to rude prompts than polite ones.

So you’re telling me that ChatGPT actually prefers getting bossed around?

Man, that chatbot is getting kinkier as we speak. (More on that in our last tweet.)

— Brooks & Cas

Markets rebounded last week after President Trump’s Sunday night tweet telling investors not to worry about the 100% China tariffs — which he had announced just 2 days prior. TACO Traders, we are so back.

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Next Thursday will feature a much-delayed update on America’s inflation rate, as well as existing home sales data. Hopefully, home sales are trending in the same direction as NYC’s office market and US homebuilder’s sentiment.

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Then you’re missing out. Every Saturday, Street Sheet Research subscribers receive an institutional-quality PDF outlining all the important happenings on Wall Street over the past week — and dozens of potential ways to play them.

Today, we covered a written-off sector primed for a resurgence, a cutting-edge psychedelics company with "potentially game-changing" trial results, and the "too far, too fast" rally you might still be betting on.

The best part? Even if you missed it, it’s not too late.

Never heard of the dead internet theory? Learn more here.

Every week, the lines between “investing” and “gambling” seem to be getting blurrier and blurrier.

Then you’re missing out. Every Saturday, Street Sheet Research subscribers receive an institutional-quality PDF outlining all the important happenings on Wall Street over the past week — and dozens of potential ways to play them.

Today, we covered a written-off sector primed for a resurgence, a cutting-edge psychedelics company with "potentially game-changing" trial results, and the "too far, too fast" rally you might still be betting on.

The best part? Even if you missed it, it’s not too late.

You just have to wonder if these pointless rebrands are the result of high-paid marketing execs trying to justify their salaries.

He’s even willing to take an entry-level position!

…should someone tell him?

Luckily, Sam Altman finally has a plan for profitability: Erotica.

We’re not kidding. That’s actually on the roadmap for December.

What a time to be alive.