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The “return to office” battle has reached a stalemate.

Despite many companies pushing for 5 in-office workdays, Americans still work from home 25% of the time. That’s comparable to 2023 levels.

The unexpected roadblock? Turns out, many managers don’t want to spend 5 days in the office either. Can’t say we blame them!

— Brooks & Cas

The Fed’s preferred inflation gauge, the US Personal Consumption Expenditures (PCE) index, rose 2.7% in August, a 0.1% increase from July. If inflation keeps rising, it could force the Fed to reevaluate last week’s sentiment that two more rate cuts are coming in 2025.

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Key unemployment and job market data will be released next week. Lately, the weakening labor market has been a source of concern for investors — and a source of confidence for the Fed in its decision to cut rates. A better-than-expected report could boost consumer confidence, which is sitting at a four-month low.

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You probably already know: America is getting older. Fast.

Consider these figures:

You may know this, because countless economists have predicted that the so-called Silver Tsunami could be one of the biggest market shifts in recent memory.

But you might not know the one small-cap stock that sits at the tip of the spear of this mega-trend.

We’re revealing the name exclusively to Street Sheet Research subscribers on Oct. 1, 2025. Don’t miss your chance to catch the wave.

Just kidding — although I’m sure it’s not long before Meta $META ( ▼ 0.69% ) launches its latest copycat product. No chance Mark Zuckerberg can resist an excuse to put user data to work overnight.

Speaking of, Sam Altman says ChatGPT Pulse is in users’ best interests, but Twitter thinks they uncovered the real motivation behind it.

(Hint: it’s pretty dang obvious.)

The Big Tech mainstay is busy “building the future of human connection”: AI slop! Why connect with friends when you can binge-watch AI videos instead?

When it comes to a trend like the Silver Tsunami, time is of the essence. You have to catch the wave before it breaks.

Case in point: Our analyst originally wrote and submitted his first large-cap idea on July 19th, 2025. At the time, it was trading at little more than $280 per share. Today, it’s trading closer to $350. It gained nearly 25% in less than three months.

We sat on the first draft of the report because we were finalizing our Street Sheet Research program — but now feel quite foolish for not acting sooner.

Don’t make the same mistake and wait too long. Sign up for Street Sheet Research today to get the one small-cap stock our analyst believes will benefit the most from the trend — plus, the aforementioned large-cap idea as a bonus report.

That’s two potential ways to play this mega-trend for the price of one. But only if you move fast — the subscriber-exclusive reports drop Oct. 1.

We must’ve missed that memo.

Tai should’ve skipped the (alleged) scams and just announced a pivot to AI. There’s no quicker way to send a stock price soaring — even with no roadmap.

Forget the flan recipe. He should add “wire me $1,000,000” just to see what happens.

And if anyone needs more cash, they can always hit up Zuck. He’s got no problem “misspending” a couple of billions on AI.

His words, not mine.