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Black Friday isn’t dead. But, according to Forbes, it’s definitely on the decline.

Consumers facing tariff pressure and higher prices are ditching the frenzy for slower, more deliberate shopping built around value, durability, and necessity.

In other words? Feel free to tune out the noise this year. Just don’t overlook the one deal that is built on real value. (Hint: it’s ours.)

— Brooks & Cas

Wait. So Nvidia $NVDA ( ▼ 0.97% ) isn’t the market’s main character? The chipmaker’s profits jumped 85% year-over-year, and its $500B in chip orders pushed bubble fears “out another day.” But a stronger-than-expected jobs report flipped the mood fast, sending all three major indexes tumbling into the red for the week. Turns out, even trillion-dollar chips can’t override the Federal Reserve.

Next week, the spotlight shifts to inflation and growth data. Wednesday’s GDP and PCE reports could be pivotal, as cooling prices could give the Fed cover for one last cut. With markets desperate for good news, even a single soft print could potentially be enough to reignite the rally.

Want to learn more? Click through to read the full Market Summary.

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I’ve been following Bitcoin since dubstep was on the Billboard charts.

Two words: buckle up.

If you or one of your loved ones is a Spot BTC ETF holder, we hope you find solace in this reminder that crypto makes absolutely no sense.

Unless you go digging on eBay $EBAY ( ▲ 0.99% ). Then it’s $25.